Forever Pink Rants...

July 1st, 2009

09:27 am - The way the cookie crumbles...
My computers Graphics Card died on me on Monday, while I was trying to edit wedding photo's for Chris and Gena... figures... Ended up wiping my entire hard drive trying to fix it without new parts, before I had to buy the Graphics card. Yay computers love me! heh...

So my parents are leaving for Tennessee this weekend to visit my grandparents and I have the house to myself... I would say PAR-TAY but I am working everyday they're gone... again, figures.

So those of you who are around know, since it seems people don't this is the hours the studio is open and the TYPICAL hours I'd work if I was working any given day... these will change once Christmas Rush starts soonish...

Monday - Friday
10:00 - 2:00
3:00 - 7:00

Saturday
10:00 - 5:00

Sunday
11:00 - 4:00

Don't be scared to call me if things are happening, cause I might be able to come, but if you never call I can never come... and I like doing things with people, but I KNOW my schedule is screwy and I have no clue anyone elses...

Also, I know this never happens, but I might try to be more frequent with bugging you guys with the ramblings that are me... so stay tuned for more... maybe. ;)
Current Mood:

disappointed
Current Music: Whatever Crap my dad has on

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March 2nd, 2009

10:57 am - Penguins and Porcipines....oh my!
It has once again been a long time since I have been in this journal to post... and right now the biggest thing I can post is that I have been sick for a week... yay me... heh. I will try to write more again maybe... =D

oh and I had to do that Greek goddess test... soo....

Your result for The New Greek Goddess Archetype Test...

You are Artemis!

The Goddess of the Hunt, Animals, and the Young

Artemis is driven to succeed, thriving in adventurous or unique situations. She sets her goals, and her ambition, determination, and perseverance lets her achieve them. Her competition sometimes intimidates others, but she is also widely admired. She is healthy, independent, believes in feminism, and needs little help to go after what she wants. On the other hand, she can be rebellious and isolate herself from relationships and emotions.

Current Mood:

sick
Current Music: none

October 30th, 2008

09:03 am - Triangles Edge, and Talk To Angels
I know this is one they want to see so this is the one I am posting here, stay tuned for more pictures, most of which will probably go to Trianglesedge.com

I feel like a promotional ad... hmmmm

From Left to Right:

DJ, Jimmy, Craig, Sarah, Jamie, Mickey, Chris

They were awesome, and very sweet, just like Sarah said. Thats all, back to photo-editing. =D
Current Mood:

busy
Current Music: Annoying saws from next door.

September 23rd, 2008

07:14 pm - Muffler TAKE 2
So, had to replace ANOTHER exhaust pipe today, cause I failed my inspection... getting reinspected tomorrow.... *screams*

NEXT ON SICK SAD WORLD....

yeah...

<3's
Holly
Current Mood:

devious
Current Music: Tambaritza Lingo

September 22nd, 2008

12:52 pm - Mufflers, Money, and Marmalde!
Okay so interesting day yesterday. Sunday was a day off for me, so I went with the parental units to Centerfeast, where I ran into the one and only Snoris! YAY SNORIS! Anyways, I got back from Centerfeast and got a call from my boss, Can you come into work... in 10 min?! Umm... okay... So off I went to work =( Easy quick only 2 hours... but then on the way home, MY MUFFLER FEEL OFF!!! In the middle of the road!!! So I had to get help get it in the trunk and then drive home, mufferless.

This morning I got a pipe, which is what had snapped and the muffler replaced.... LOTS OF MONEY... and then I got to come home with half of my day off gone and I still need to do Laundry and clean... and AHHHHHHH

Well anyways this might put a dent in my plan to go to Dollywood in October. =(

So yeah, that's what I wanted to say... LATERS!

HUGS! Holly
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chipper
Current Music: Something... I don't know...

August 1st, 2008

11:37 am - The Brothers Grimm Spectaculathon
Better Late then Never? no? oh... well then I guess you don't want to see the pictures? Ah ha! I got your attention now! I guess without further ado I shall give you the link to see these lovely pictures of mine. Please let me know if you intend to use them for anything... and PLEASE CREDIT ME!!! Thanks.

Oh and as a sneak peak at what I have... I have an Icon.

If anyone is interested in a 100x100 actual icon talk to me and I can make one, this one I made waiting for the photo's to upload. =D

( Larger version and Link behind the cut )

THANKS FOR VIEWING!

<3 Holly
Current Mood:

Somewhat Accomplished
Current Music: Misc.

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July 29th, 2008

07:11 pm - POKE IT!

Poke the Penguin

Current Mood:

silly
Current Music: Various

July 22nd, 2008

02:35 pm - MEOW
PET RULES

To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - at nose height.

Dear Dogs and Cats,

The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.

Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years--canine or feline attendance is not required.

The proper order is kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough!

To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:
To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'niture.
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1 Eat less
2 Don't ask for money all the time
3 Are easier to train
4 Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and..
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.
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content
Current Music: Ani

July 10th, 2008

06:02 pm - Lily
Sarah, This post is for you, on the fore front. This is what I have done so far on those photo's for you.

Feedback when you have a chance would be nice, and I might work on some more at somepoint... but probably not before I see you again.

( For Sarah )

At this point I would like to open my self up for requests. If anyone is in want/need of a photo shoot I am looking for work... Now when I say work I am not meaning payed really. The consent I will want on my shoots is only that I can use them for my own use. That use will mostly, if not exclusively be for publicity for me to get actual paid gigs. Basically I need to build up a bigger and better portfolio, and you guys can reap some of the benefits. =D If you are interested let me know.

Thanks,
Holly
Current Mood:

artistic
Current Music: Hanky Panky - Madonna

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July 8th, 2008

04:44 pm - FOB
ABBY: I had almost forgotten how much you crack me up... This is for you.... and I guess the rest of you too... since... I am posting it in a public forum....

( for Abby )

*Giant Grin*

Photo's are Copyright Holly Thugut 2008, for more please visit Hollythugut.com THANKS!
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accomplished

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June 17th, 2008

09:47 am

You Are Cilantro

The bad news is that there are some people who can't stand you.

The good news is that most people love you more than anything else in the world.

You are distinct, unusual, fresh, and very controversial. And you wouldn't have it any other way.

What Spice Are You?

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groggy

June 13th, 2008

09:25 pm - Skepticism turned to interest very quickly.

So I saw this, and was thinking... oh god this is going to be horrid... THEN I saw the cast list.

SUTTON FOSTER...............Princess Fiona
CHRISTOPHER SIEBER..........Lord Farquaad
JOHN TARTAGLIA..............Pinocchio

None of the other people I knew... But those three make me want to go see it right now.
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confused

May 19th, 2008

11:37 am - hee hee

Current Mood:

awake
Current Music: Fall Out Boy

March 17th, 2008

12:38 pm - With love, From me and you, To all of us.
ENJOY!!

Current Music: Paramore

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March 11th, 2008

03:07 pm - Scary, yet cool.
Just Watch this, You will understand.

Current Mood:

busy
Current Music: 99- Luft Ballons

January 31st, 2008

09:47 am - Classes, and Kitties... althought I have nothing to say about the Kitties!
This semester is a weird one off the bat. I am in four studio classes and nothing else... well technically i am in three studio classes since the damn registrars office dropped me form one and doesn't seem to be inclined to fix it. The classes I have are Costume Design, Painting, Studio Photography, and Fashion Beauty Portrait Photography.

Costume Design is something I have wanted to take since I was a freshman, so I am very happy to be in the class this year! It will be possibly my MOST work heavy class, but it will be worth it!
We are Designing for: A Sam Shepard Play, Ibsen's Master Builder, The Way of the World, and Love's Labors Lost- a Shakespeare.

Painting is pretty laid back and you just get to paint which is nice and I like that about it. however the more time I listen to the professor the less I like him, but c'est la vie.

Studio Photography is moving VERY slowly, and I want the pace to increase! I am really excited about learning more and more about the studio and everything in it! I like a lot of the dummy things I have learned already and want more!!! GIVE ME MORE!!!

Fashion Beauty Portrait Photography is exciting; however we haven't really had class like at all. But despite that we have two projects already! YES! We had to do a beauty shot already, due Monday; and now I am working on recreating an add 100% accuracy! Exciting!

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I like having my Thursdays free... it is a nice change of pace. I had something else I was going to say but I have no clue what that is anymore, so I am going to end this here and now!

Laters!
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chipper
Current Music: none... must rectafy

January 11th, 2008

09:28 am - Actually Excited about school!
I GET TO TAKE FASHION BEAUTY PORTRAIT PHOTOGRAPHY!!!!!

/squee
Current Location: Boone baby!
Current Music: none... about to change that!

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January 9th, 2008

01:59 pm - Do Monkey's Pay for Sex?

It turns out that one of humanity's oldest professions may be even older than we thought: In a recent study of macaque monkeys in Indonesia, researchers found that male primates "paid" for sexual access to females — and that the going rate for such access dwindled as the number of available females went up.
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According to the paper, "Payment for Sex in a Macaque Mating Market," published in the December issue of Animal Behavior, males in a group of about 50 long-tailed macaques in Kalimantan Tengah, Indonesia, traded grooming services for sex with females; researchers, who studied the monkeys for some 20 months, found that males offered their payment up-front, as a kind of pre-sex ritual. It worked. After the females were groomed by male partners, female sexual activity more than doubled, from an average of 1.5 times an hour to 3.5 times. The study also showed that the number of minutes that males spent grooming hinged on the number of females available at the time: The better a male's odds of getting lucky, the less nit-picking time the females received. Though primates have been observed trading grooming for food sharing or infant care, this is the first time this kind of exchange has been observed between male and female primates in a sexual context, says lead researcher Michael Gumert of Singapore's Nanyang Technological University, demonstrating that the amount of time a male macaque "will invest in [its] partner" depends largely on how many options it has around.

We, more evolved primates, may be tempted to take a cynical view of these findings, but the study's author suggests a more favorable interpretation: The macaques' exchange of services simply illustrates a nifty system of cooperation that allows for successful mating. The basic premise, says Gumert, is called biological market theory, which follows the elementary principles of supply versus demand. When applied to the voluntary sex life of long-tailed macaques, it means that the price that one group is willing to pay for a commodity that the other group has depends on the scarcity or abundance of that commodity on the market. Scientists think female macaques may use grooming, too, to try to maintain social relationships within the group to benefit their offspring, or as a way to distract or appease males from getting aggressive after a sexual encounter. In fact, when female macaques groomed males, their services decreased sexual activity in males.

It's easy to draw parallels between the monkeys' mating dance and our own, but Gumert warns against reading too much into primate studies like this one. The paper draws no conclusions about what these observations in monkeys mean for the human world. In fact, whether and how scientists should extrapolate from primate behavior is a fairly "big debate," says Gumert. Certainly, our biology underpins much of what we do, but so does our culture and environment. Gumert asks, "Where do we draw the line?"

That inquiry is at the heart of primate studies like Gumert's. While science would do well to understand more about the long-tailed macaques' social world — especially as the animals are increasingly losing their natural habitat in Asia — Gumert says figuring out how this market concept can be applied to the social settings of other animals, including humans, will be its long-term value. In the meantime, it can at least make for some thought-provoking pillow talk.
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amused
Current Music: umm... whatever is downstairs

December 25th, 2007

11:56 am - Christmas...Jingle Bells+Snow Balls= RAINDEER....yeah...
So umm a few days before Christmas I bought myself a Christmas present. Wanna know what it is?

( CLICK TO FIND OUT! )
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ecstatic-squee
Current Music: TV- downstairs.

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December 13th, 2007

04:50 pm - Durham.
I am in Durham now for ~a month. One more semester to go and then no more school!! So let me know if you want to see me or what not. <3
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artistic
Current Music: Stained- It's Been a While

November 27th, 2007

01:03 pm - Pictures!
Just wanted to share some pictures that I found over thanksgiving break. Proof that I have ALWAYS been insane!
( CRAZY GIRL )
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Dizzy
Current Music: All American Rejects

November 19th, 2007

09:32 am - Photography, Theatre, and Durham.
So the Photo Show went up in the gallery and the opening went really well so that made me happy. Waiting Room opened and is closing tonight and the run has gone really well which is an exciting thing as well. After working on Waiting Room since last semester it is nice to see everything that I worked on be concluded in a good way. I think the actors are really going to miss this show, if not the costumes, at least the bonds that I know were made. This has really truly been an ensemble show.

Well I am not really sure what else I should talk about if anything so let me ramble for a second and see if anything comes out as really important.

Well Thanksgiving break is this week so for the first time since August I will be in Durham for a while, if anyone wants to do anything with me let me know. I am working Friday and Saturday but that will not take over everything of that I am sure. Don't look for my car to find me however because I am leaving it in Boone, but I will have my Fathers car so look for the girl cruising in a gold convertible. ;)

Sarah: Is there going to be karaoke this weekend? I really want to do something with you Jimmy and DJ.

Alright I think I have rambled enough for now. I will talk to you guys on the Flip Side!

~Holly
Current Mood:

busy
Current Music: Wonderful- Everclear

October 24th, 2007

11:29 am - I HATE MONEY!!!!!
I love how a couple of hours can change you from pure excitement to a point of absolute defeat. I have spent some time this morning going over prices and places to get my work mounted/framed somethinged for the show in the looking glass gallery and I have come to the conclusion that I might not be able to afford this. The cheapest I can do is around $150 and that’s JUST mounting the pieces and nothing else. I will have to see what happens when I talk to the people in person about this. Plus I don’t know how much the printing is going to run me yet. BAH HUMBUG!

I will find away.

I needed this… why does money have to stand in the way of everything.
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disappointed
Current Music: Yeah Yeah Yeah's- Gold Lion

08:44 am - The Looking Glass Gallery!
There is a gallery in the student union on campus called The Looking Glass Gallery, to get a show in this gallery you submit a presentation with a show and concept and it goes through a committee where they pick the shows. Well I submitted a show for the gallery for the last committee meeting for the last show for this year, and I got the show!!! So I will be having my own gallery show in November!!! I will update when I know the dates better!

=D

I would love for anyone who can to come and see it!
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ecstatic
Current Music: Never the Bride

October 23rd, 2007

08:15 am - This is SOOOO Yourk!!!

Current Music: Cat Meowing

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October 17th, 2007

08:12 pm - Fill in the blanks again....
____ Holly.
Holly is _____.
if I were alone in a room with Holly, I would ____.
I think Holly should _____.
Holly needs ____.
Holly will never ____.
I want to _____ Holly.
Holly can ____ my _____.
When I think about Holly, I ____.
Someday Holly will ____.
Holly reminds me of ____.
Without Holly ____.
Memories of Holly are ____.
Holly can be ____.
____ is how I describe meeting Holly.
Worst thing about Holly is ____.
Best thing about Holly is _____.
Holly _____.
If Holly was a flavor of ice cream she would be _____.
Holly is my _____.
I wish Holly would _____.
Current Mood:

distracted
Current Music: Pushing Daisies

October 10th, 2007

10:59 pm - HACKED

Current Mood:

sleepy
Current Music: The Wind russling through the trees

October 2nd, 2007

01:52 pm - Once more... with vigor!
I am going to try once again to keep this thing more updated... I mean regularly and stuff... yeah...

So Pipe Dream... Come see it if you are in Boone... it opens... Tomorrow! only an hour long show!

Miss many people bunches...

Not good with complete sentences today.... always... yeah....

I think thats it for right now...

<3 Holly
Current Mood:

devious
Current Music: Never the Bride

August 18th, 2007

07:40 am - Cat Vrs. Dog
Excerpts from a Dog's Diary:

6:00 am - At last! I Go Pee! My favorite thing!
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00pm - Nap! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
6:00 pm - They're home! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing !

Excerpts from a Cat's Diary:

Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and s eems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...
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awake
Current Music: The shower and The Fan

August 16th, 2007

02:02 pm - I wasn't going to do it but then I was curious... and then... I had to post it... heh

What's Your Reputation at Hogwarts? (26 different characters)

Crazy Outspoken Psycho (Who's Original In Every Way)House: HufflepuffBest Friend(s): Blaise, Fred, George, and yourself.GryffindorsHarry: Thinks you hate him ever since you called him a "creep". (And is still a little upset that you never gave Cedric the chance to ask you to the Yule Ball so he could go with Cho).Ron: Likes that you don't bow down to Harry and that you wear whatever you want without being so self-consious.Hermione: Is envious of your hair. She loves how you color it, keep it shiny and tamed, and how you do it. Her favorite of your hair styles was your "Hot Pink Streaks" style.Oliver Wood: Has dreams about meeting you in person and falling head over heels for you immediately.Fred and George Weasley: Are your best friends and sidekicks. You assist them in every way possible, and vice versa.Seamus Finnigan: Likes that you wear different colored clothes and don't bother to always match but somehow manage to look great.Neville Longbottom: Thinks you're a little loopy but is still kind to you.Dean Thomas: Always compares his girlfriends to you.Ginny Weasley: Helped you add blue dye to your hair one day because she wanted to find out if you were actually that cool in real life.Parvati Patil: Copies your style profusely and relentlessly.Padma Patil: Secretly hates you ever since you mistook her for her sister and called her a "brainless fashion robot".HufflepuffsCedric Diggory: Was going to ask you to the Yule Ball but was cut short when George and Fred ran up to with a new idea for their shop and you excused yourself excitedly.RavenclawsCho Chang: Is upset that Cedric only asked her to the Yule Ball as a last resort, but still accepts the fact that you're much better looking than she could ever hope to be.SlytherinsDraco Malfoy: Wants to be able to express himself like you. He wishes he didn't have to care what other people of him and could just say "I don't give a fuck," with as much ease as you do.Crabbe: Is attracted to your bright hair and clothes.Goyle: Likes your really long eye lashes.Pansy Parkinson: Wishes she had beauty like yours.Marcus Flint: Likes your taste in music (electronic, indie, alternative) and almost mustered up enough courage to ask you to a concert.Blaise Zabini: Is one of your other closest friends because you got him to open up. He confessed everything to you and even cried a little on your shoulder, and you two are the best of friends.TeachersDumbledore: Has no doubt that you'll take your creativity to all new levels as you mature. (as in get older, not more... motherly).Professor McGonagall: Is proud, but watchful, of your ambition.Professor Flitwick: Likes you, but doesn't know you too well.Professor Trelawney: Asks you for your opinion on everything she does.Professor Snape: Loves how you brighten the room, but hates how you attract the attention.Filch: Envies you for having so much fun at school.
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Current Mood:

silly
Current Music: CrystaL talking with me.

April 18th, 2007

01:17 pm - Kids are Cute.
There have been a couple of generations in the last sixty years that have missed the boat but this group isn't one of them. A first grade school teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the first half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are 1st graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!

1. Don't change horses..................................... until they stop running.
2. Strike while the.........................................................bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before ........................... Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of.................................. termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but...................................... how?
6. Don't bite the hand that............................................. looks dirty.
7. No news is.................................................................impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a.......................................................... Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new......................................... math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll .................. stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust.................................................................... me.
12. The pen is mightier than the................................................ pigs.
13. An idle mind is........................................... the best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's........................................ pollution.
15. Happy the bride who................................... gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is...................................................... not much.
17. Two's company, three's ..................................... the Musketeers.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what ..............you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and..... You have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as .................................. Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not ................ spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed...............................get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you ............ see in the picture on the box.
24. When the blind lead the blind .......................... get out of the way.
And the WINNER and last one!
25. Better late than...........................................................pregnant !
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amused

March 30th, 2007

08:33 am - *hacked*

What Be Your Nerd Type? Your Result: Gamer/Computer Nerd You enjoy the visual stimulants of a video game, chatting on AIM, or reading online comics. Most of these types of nerds are considered dirty who lack hygeine, of course they always end up being the ones who make a crapload of money. And don't worry, that's just a stereotype; I'm not calling you dirty. ^_~
Drama Nerd
Literature Nerd
Artistic Nerd
Musician
Social Nerd
Science/Math Nerd
Anime Nerd
What Be Your Nerd Type? Quizzes for MySpace

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Current Music: none yet...

March 6th, 2007

12:04 pm - Talked to god and god said:
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, I have just one problem. It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. I do hate to complain but, they're a real pain," reported Eve.

Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, her limbs, eyes, ears, etc., she felt that having just two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced." "That' s a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away." And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden. "Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?" "Just fantastic," she replied, but for one oversight. "You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram, and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. Sometimes I feel so alone." God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you.

Now let's see, where did I put that useless boob?"

Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that stuff about the rib?
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blah
Current Music: Alanis Morissette

February 12th, 2007

12:20 pm - The Death... Continued from Laura.
Okay... hello Livejournal readers.
As some of you are aware and some of you are not; my computer, the one built by Chris and Aaron, has decided to take a permanent dirt nap. It decided to do this on Thursday. Friday, lucky for me, Mary was going to Durham, so she picked up for me, my old piece of crap Gateway computer, which is what I am currently on. Now this computer can by no means do anything I want to do... with the exception of actually runs ADOBE PHOTOSOP!!! Unfortunately that is not enough to make me keep this computer lol. Anyways so through amazing luck on my part, my grandfather is buying me a new computer, a Dell. Now while I wouldn't normally by any premade computer, I am very sick of the stupid computer built by people who can not fix it themselves easily... so Dell is the best choice... plus that is what he will buy, and him paying means I don't owe my parent's the money for the computer I buy, since I will not be buying one. Anyways, so now I am kinda with and kinda without computer. Soon though all my computer problems should be solved... for at least a while.
I swear technology HATES me.

See last week my Nikon digital camera also died... so I have to send it to New York to get it fixed. I have decided though, if it is going to cost more then $100 to fix it, then I am just buying a new one... something better... I'm thinking SLR!!!! Nikon d70 or so. :D My parents also sent with Mary the old Sony digital camera crappy thing... so two things break and I have to get really crappy things... to hopefully get two new shiny things... *sigh*

Oh and did I mention, Dell does not have Windows XP anymore... so I have to get Windows VISTA! This scares the SHIT out of me... but the Dell guy, Roscoe, said that if VISTA! sucks then Dell will take care of me... and I intend to hold him to that.

Okay I am going to go eat lunch... I might write more later.
<3 Holly
Current Mood:

Chipper, despite the Crazies
Current Music: Regina Spektor... something my mother sent me.

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February 6th, 2007

10:55 am - Math. Humor...
This equation should be taught in all math classes!

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% ! In life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% !

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that WhileHard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
Current Mood:

calm
Current Music: Barenaked Ladies

January 14th, 2007

10:30 am - John Tartaglia Fans Heads UP!
So anyone curious as to where John Tartaglia went after leaving Avenue Q? From ranchy puppets to Playhouse Disney!! Johnny and the Sprites! Click on this link to see what he is doing now... lol!

http://adisney.go.com/disneychannel/playhouse/johnny/music/videos/headsup.html
Current Location: Jason Robert Brown
Current Mood:

amused

January 10th, 2007

10:59 am - A drunk Batboy found in Boone NC.
Okay So I did not get into Bat Boy the Musical, the stage management position, however, may be open still. Should I try and talk to Gordan and get said position?!? I just don't know if I want to do it...

And now for something completely different...

( 'drunk humor' )
Current Mood:

cold
Current Music: Jason Robert Brown

December 13th, 2006

10:23 pm - Durham
Hey all, I am in Durham for about 3 and 1\2 weeks, so if you want me pop me one on my cell phone!

Hope to see some people!

<3 Holly
Current Mood:

calm

December 11th, 2006

11:49 am - HACKED- because Mary said to...

I took the "Chinese Elements" quiz on gURL.com
		I am... Fire The ancient Yin-Yang scholars saw fire types as adventure-seekers who like constant change. Do you love a good party--and sometimes getting into a little trouble? Fire people have a way with words and friends enjoy listening to their stories nearly as much as they enjoy telling them. Read more... What chinese element are you?

I took the "The Aura Color Personality" quiz on gURL.com
		My aura is... yellow Interior decorators will tell you to paint your walls yellow to make your room more cheerful. That said, it's as if those with yellow auras live their entire lives in a yellow room. Their happy-go-lucky, optimistic personalities and nearly boundless energy make them the life of the party. Read more... What color is your aura?

I took the "The Nine Muses" quiz on gURL.com
		My muse is... Melpomene Melpomene is the patron goddess of tragedy. Melpomene is often represented by a tragic mask and is sometimes depicted with a crown of cypress leaves and a club. Despite her tragic side, Melpomene means "The Songstress" because her chanting and singing inspires listeners. Read more... Who is your muse?

I took the "Constellation" quiz on gURL.com
		I am... Cygnus Does commitment come naturally to you? Are you willing to put yourself in difficult situations for friends? Are you known for your perseverance? Cygnus, the swan, may be your celestial alter ego. Read more... What constellation are you?

I took the "The Animal Spirit" quiz on gURL.com
		My animal spirit is... The Coyote According to shamanistic wisdom, coyotes are the animal world's trickster. Coyote people have a way with words, and a unique way of seeing the world. Never ones to take things at face value, coyote people question authority with sly jokes. Read more... What is your animal spirit?

Current Mood:

Peachy Kean
Current Music: Blue October

November 29th, 2006

11:29 am - Hacked!

Current Mood:

busy

November 27th, 2006

09:48 am - Mary has a mean Turkey impression! =P
Okay, so I was requested by a certain brunette I know to write in my journal more! –you know who you are- So I guess I will try and write more. :)

Umm so this week is Hell Week for [i]Scrooge and Marley[/i] and that means OMG crazy! Also this week I have an entire photo project to do, but I think I will be able to manage that.
Thanksgiving break I got to see Sarah, DJ, Jimmy, Kimberly, and Mike, all except Mike I hadn’t seen in a while. Mike I see more since him and Mary like each other or something. It was nice to see people! I miss them when I am here and they are there.
So where am I this week, probably rehearsal or the photo lab. =P

Is this a good enough start for you, missy?

Love ya all!
Later!
Holly
Current Mood:

sleepy
Current Music: The Wallflowers

November 8th, 2006

09:51 am - Lookie what I found!
Look how young everyone looks. It's crazy!

If you want me to cut it let me know but I want this to show up on peoples pages.

-Claire took this picture not me... just had to share it.
Current Music: Evanesance

October 31st, 2006

04:00 pm - Blonde Jokes and Ailurophiles
The other day my neighbour, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down along with her. She said, "I have some really great news!" I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy." She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!" Then she said, "There's more." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have twins!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said... "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!"
Current Mood:

peaceful
Current Music: Evanesance- Call me when your sober

October 26th, 2006

07:08 am - Meow
Cat Lover or Not, this is hysterical!

We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one:

Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying.

On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too darned humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury, and I hoped I would feel up to coming in the next day. By then, I reasoned, I could think up a doozy to explain the bandage on the top of my head. The accident occurred mainly because I had given in to my wife's wishes to adopt a cute little kitty.
Initially, the new acquisition was no problem.

Then one morning, I was taking my shower after breakfast when I heard my wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen.

"Honey! The garbage disposal is dead again. Please come reset it."

"You know where the button is," I protested through the shower pitter-patter? and steam.?? "Reset it yourself!"

"But I'm scared!" she persisted. "What if it starts going and sucks me in?" There was a meaningful pause and then, "C'mon, it'll only take you a second."

So out I came, dripping wet and butt naked, hoping that my silent outraged nudity would make a statement about how I perceived her behavior as extremely cowardly.

Sighing loudly, I squatted down and stuck my head under the sink to find the button. It is the last action I remember performing.

It struck without warning, and without any respect to my circumstances. No, it wasn't the hexed disposal, drawing me into its gnashing metal teeth. It was our new kitty, who discovered the fascinating dangling objects she spied hanging between my legs. She had been poised around the corner and stalked me as I reached under the sink. And, at the precise moment when I was most vulnerable, she leapt at the toys I unwittingly offered and snagged them with her needle-like claws. I lost all rational thought to control orderly bodily movements, blindly rising at a violent rate of speed, with the full weight of a kitten hanging from my masculine region.

Wild animals are sometimes faced with a "fight or flight" syndrome. Men, in this predicament, choose only the "flight" option. I know this from experience. I was fleeing straight up into the air when the sink and cabinet bluntly and forcefully impeded my ascent.

The impact knocked me out cold.

When I awoke, my wife and the paramedics stood over me. Now there are not many things in this life worse than finding oneself lying on the kitchen floor butt naked in front of a group of "been-there, done-that" paramedics.

Even worse, having been fully briefed by my wife, the paramedics were all snorting loudly as they tried to conduct their work, all the while trying to suppress their hysterical laughter......and not succeeding.

Somehow I lived through it all. A few days later I finally made it back in to the office, where colleagues tried to coax an explanation out of me about my head injury. I kept silent, claiming it was too painful to talk about, which it was. "What's the matter?" they someone asked, "Cat got your tongue?"
If they only knew!

Why is it that only the women laugh at this?

Hope your week is better than his!!!!!!!!!!
Current Music: Evanesance

October 9th, 2006

01:28 pm - Kitty Patter
Musical Theater Geeks look down

http://twolumps.net/d/20060925.html
Current Mood:

awake
Current Music: Third Eye Blind- Jumper

October 7th, 2006

03:33 am - My own fault
The first five people to respond to this post will get some form of art, by me, for them. I make no guarantees about quality or type, but I will assure that I will give it good effort and that the art will be individual to you, so if you get a mixed CD or some sort of painting doodle, yours is the only one like it.

The only catch, of course: As with most memes, if you sign up, you have to put this in your own journal as well.

This may take a very long time.
Current Mood:

complacent
Current Music: None

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October 4th, 2006

10:39 pm - Dracula the Ballet
So Went to see DRACULA the ballet, and it was AWESOME!!
I was talking to my dad about a differnt subject and told him what I had seen and that it was amazing, and he laughing said that, that was not the word that he would have thought would have come to mind.
yeah that is all
Current Mood:

amused
Current Music: Jekyll and Hyde

September 29th, 2006

09:27 am - See ya later alligator... After while crockodile
A young blonde
was on vacation and driving through the Everglades . She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for free!"

The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go and give it a try!"
The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to
catch an alligator.

Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing waist deep in the murky bayou

water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.
With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it onto the slimy bank of the swamp. Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead creatures, all lying on their backs. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement as the blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its back.

Rolling her eyes heaven-ward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out,
"SHIT...THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"
Current Mood:

tired
Current Music: Green Day- Worry Rock

September 20th, 2006

09:14 pm - Mary is funny
So Mary called her dad to fin out what day he sent the package he sent her so she would know if it would be there tomorrow or not. Mary's dad asked how she was doing and her response was 'Crampy' her dad apoligised and she said it wasn't his fault. I commented that it could be and she thought about it and said to her dad 'it is your fault! you made me a girl!' or something along those lines!

So like I said in my subject Mary is funny!
She amuses me greatly!

Also she sings Part of Your World really pretty!!
Current Mood:

amused
Current Music: Green Day- pulling teeth